life goal: have a nice butt
I forgot that hail satan is not an acceptable phrase to express excitement
You hang out with the wrong people.
The right to free speech (if you live in a country that allows you that) means the government won’t put you in jail for what you’re saying. It doesn’t protect you from other people telling you to shut the fuck up.
PARDON ME WHILE I FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVER.