lucifersblog:

maddiebecck:

I forgot that hail satan is not an acceptable phrase to express excitement

You hang out with the wrong people.

(Source: dinojhonen, via isellsanctuary)

riddlemeroxy:

whoredoeuvre:

thelittlekneesofbees:

lowlyminion:

The right to free speech (if you live in a country that allows you that) means the government won’t put you in jail for what you’re saying. It doesn’t protect you from other people telling you to shut the fuck up.

PARDON ME WHILE I FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVER.

THANK YOU

(Source: casfelldown, via avengedsevenfoldruinedmylife2k13)

edwad:

long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag

(via fake-mermaid)