I forgot that hail satan is not an acceptable phrase to express excitement
You hang out with the wrong people.
The right to free speech (if you live in a country that allows you that) means the government won’t put you in jail for what you’re saying. It doesn’t protect you from other people telling you to shut the fuck up.
PARDON ME WHILE I FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVER.
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
1. Spit on them
2. Tell them how great it is for them to be out in public
3. Hit them
4. Rustle their hair affectionately
5. Kick them
6. Throw them out of their wheelchairs
7. Push them down a flight of stairs
8. Call them Buddy
9. Steal their money